Explaining relativity to Einstein I stumbled and broke my toe.
He said the law of gravity is old hat, you should know.
I said about quantum mechanics you were wrong.
He said no one knows everything, this conversation is terminated, so long.
27th July, 2018
Heaven in a grain of sand, may I be that grain.
Maybe I am, or maybe I’m just a pain.
With apologies to William Blake.
Did you do a second take?
For Heaven’s sake.
1st May, 2018
What are the things that go without saying I asked my mother.
Not in the presence of my brother.
Of course those are the most important things of all she said.
Do they go if they’re not said?
I’ll say them before I’m dead.
13th April, 2018
I’m glad you’re on my side.
Tough luck, I died.
19th March, 2018
Does God mean artists to be broke?
I am, no joke.
I would like to make this clear, I am not God.
I am a lazy sod.
You don’t get rich writing poetry someone said to me.
Was he right? Look and see.
I sing as well.
What the Hell.
10th March, 2017
Here is the link to my Vimeo video named above: