Right said Fred.
I’ll do it when I’m dead.
Its too late then said the undertaker.
Who will pay my cabinet maker?
I’ll try to fit you in on Monday after Coronation Street said Fred, speaking again.
Alright said the undertaker, that’s alright then.
Are you a man of your word?
You wouldn’t believe the rubbish I have heard.
I don’t believe it myself said Fred to me.
Any chance of a cup of tea?
I’ll put the kettle on said she.
Wait and see.
You took the words out of my mouth said he.
I will be back. Probably.
No mention of infinity.
That means so much to me.
After all I’m no Einstein or only relatively.
You workmen are all the same!
Promises are your game.
Still, I’m glad you came.
I’ll expect you when I see you.
Until then, do you take sugar? One or two?
Oh, thank you.
13th June, 2017