Am I the greatest thing since scrambled eggs or sliced bread?
Will I be commemorated when I’m dead?
Get your act together, I live in stormy weather.
Should I be awarded the Nobel prize posthumously it will make no difference to me.
I never won a beauty competition, I went fishin’.
The prizes I won in life would fit in a matchbox.
In the Victorian era people gave their lovers locks.
Of their hair, I mean.
I used Brylcream.
I remember Elvis Presley and James Dean.
7th October, 2017