Category Archives: Bullshit

Subconscious Mind

Is the subconscious mind a dirty trick played on us to make us sick?

And think we are thick?

Is it the excuse we use when other people we abuse?

Is it insane and mad and bad and nothing to make us glad?

Should your friendly local psychopath take a bath?

I ask mainly for information and to throw psychiatrists into consternation.

People who don’t believe in psychiatrists most need one, they are in denial.

So said a joker with a smile.

Can you pay their fee, can you afford?

They pretend they are not bored.

Take your ego trip if you must, you and your money turn into dust.

If you’re mad, never mind.

You got yourself into a bind.

Look the other way and find.

Peace of mind.

Tich Ennis

15th June, 2018

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People advertise themselves and receive advertisements in return.

Advertisements are mostly fake, when will they ever learn?

So sell and sell and sell and sell, you can’t bring your money into Hell.

This is the modern world, was it ever thus?

Should I make a fuss?

Here comes my bus.

Tich Ennis

28th March, 2018

Faulty Lotto Ticket

I bought a faulty lotto ticket, what else is new?

Did you?

What’s a guy to do?

Lotto is a tax on stupidity some Italian said, you have almost as much chance of winning if you don’t have a ticket as if you do, more or less zero.

Why be a dead hero?

Tich Ennis

19th March, 2018

Boy Band

I am a boy band of one, God’s misbegotten son.

Many a man rocks another man’s cradle as long as he is able.

DNA has a lot to say.

Has nature or nurture made me what I am, do I give a damn?

Boy bands grow up, its time to shut up.

Tich Ennis

16th March, 2018

Jesus Christ

Me:  Did you see the guy in Australia who says he’s Jesus Christ?  He has a girlfriend he says is Mary Magdalen.  He said the last time I came you crucified me.  He is about thirty-three, rather good looking and charismatic.  He is clean shaven, they invented electric razors in the last two thousand years.  He has some followers, mostly middle aged, middle class rather well off American women.  Why they follow him I don’t know, he is rather good looking.  A Mills and Boon idea of religion.  Why do they show that stuff on television, as a sort of freak show?

Michael:  A freak show.

Me:  Are there just as many nuts in Australia as everywhere else?

Michael:  Just as many.

Tich Ennis

25th January, 2018