I wouldn’t be seen dead in a shroud.
Whisper it aloud.
No one has ever come back to say what its like on the other side, people who died.
Explain that, religious freaks, of whatever persuasion.
I will explain it now on this occasion.
No, I am not dead.
I am alive instead.
Firstly, if you don’t understand quantum mechanics my explanation will be beyond you, over your head.
Okay, you don’t, I’ll say something else instead.
Count to infinity and you’re half way there.
Eternity is everywhere.
If Heaven is above your head try Hell instead.
You know you’re dead when you look in the mirror and see nothing there.
Why do skulls grin?
Where will I begin?
Do they see the joke?
Sorry I spoke.
Okay, you then, be the first.
Come back and tell us the worst.
Or best, as the case may be.
Say it on TV.
8th November, 2018