Category Archives: Analysis Paralysis


Explaining relativity to Einstein I stumbled and broke my toe.

He said the law of gravity is old hat, you should know.

I said about quantum mechanics you were wrong.

He said no one knows everything, this conversation is terminated, so long.

Tich Ennis

27th July, 2018



A spokesman remained mute.

He didn’t even say don’t shoot.

Why was he elected?

Is he a dead man resurrected?

When he dies will someone say how do they know?

He never even said I told you so.

What is he there for, why does he exist?

When he dies will he be missed?

He never did anything right or wrong.

He was there anyway, so long.

Did he ever do more than take up space?

My fellow member of the human race.

Tich Ennis

16th July, 2018

Subconscious Mind

Is the subconscious mind a dirty trick played on us to make us sick?

And think we are thick?

Is it the excuse we use when other people we abuse?

Is it insane and mad and bad and nothing to make us glad?

Should your friendly local psychopath take a bath?

I ask mainly for information and to throw psychiatrists into consternation.

People who don’t believe in psychiatrists most need one, they are in denial.

So said a joker with a smile.

Can you pay their fee, can you afford?

They pretend they are not bored.

Take your ego trip if you must, you and your money turn into dust.

If you’re mad, never mind.

You got yourself into a bind.

Look the other way and find.

Peace of mind.

Tich Ennis

15th June, 2018


Heaven in a grain of sand, may I be that grain.

Maybe I am, or maybe I’m just a pain.

With apologies to William Blake.

Did you do a second take?

For Heaven’s sake.

Tich Ennis

1st May, 2018