Monthly Archives: August 2018

Aung Suu Kyi

Aung Suu Kyi why have you let us down?

You won the Nobel prize, your crown.

You favour freedom selectively.

I see.

You could have fooled me.

You did I suppose for a while.

Can a Rohingya smile?

Put not your faith in man or woman, never.

Are they ever true, hardly ever.

What price a politician’s soul?

Some aren’t for sale, some don’t play a role.

What’s rare is valuable, exceptions are very, very rare.

The real ones care.

What would you do in her place?

Be a disgrace?

God help the human race.

I know the army are in control, you are not.

Sometimes its better to be shot.

What price self respect?

You had it once, reflect.

Tich Ennis

29th August, 2018

Into The Future

Into the future comes the child.

An ever changing world greets her, fortune smiled.

What lies in store only time will tell.

Yin and yang, Heaven or Hell?

Someone looks after her now.

She may swing beneath a bough.

Looking back what will she say when life comes to an end?

I did it my way and I had a friend.

Hopefully at least that’s what she’ll say.

I wish her well in every way.

Another little one comes along.

Life is a never-ending song.

Tich Ennis

27th August, 2018

Presidential Address to the United Nations

There is presently an election for president in the Republic of Ireland, only one candidate so far on the ballot, the present incumbent, who said when he stood seven years ago that he would not stand again. He was a politician, what do they say about politician’s promises?

He also said he was seventy years old, he could not help that. Now he is seventy-seven years old and counting.   Various other candidates have put themselves forward, all of the loony tunes variety. It is not enough to look in the mirror and say you’re great to be worthy of office.

With all due respect may I say it will be a case of voting for the least worst option. In the event of a tragedy in which all Irish people succumb to an unnamed disease except myself I now prepare myself for office as Eddy the Eagle represented Britain in the winter olympics some years ago, no one else having nominated themselves. I too am seventy-seven years old and have seen it all before. I’ve seen the world, I didn’t like it, and I quote. This is all by way of preamble.   As the boy scouts’ motto has it, be prepared. So here I go.


         My fellow human beings, what is to be human, or indeed to be? The genocidal maniacs among you may have your own answers, don’t all rush. I laugh that I may not weep. The moral high ground is getting overcrowded.

Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man, communism is the other way around. Life is a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing, don’t quote me on that. Man’s inhumanity to man. The remarkable equanimity with which we greet the misfortune of others. Power comes out of the barrel of a gun. All utopias end in dictatorship. All revolutions evaporate leaving behind only the slime of their bureaucracy.

It has all been said before but no one listened. Don’t confuse me with the facts. There’s no such thing as a free lunch. What are the lessons of history? History is written by the victors, and is written in blood. Who are the good guys?

Evil was vanquished, good triumphed and they all lived happily ever after, that is the meaning of fiction. A diplomat is a man sent abroad to lie for his country. Is mutual self interest enough to be going on with? What about the planet? Hows about that there then?   They knocked down Paradise and put up a parking lot.

Who has the answer? What is the answer? What was the question? As the only living Irishman may I ask this question, did I vote for myself? If so, I am not alone. One among many. We live in an age in which perception is treated as more important than reality. What else is new? Realpolitik means the reality behind the well practised smiles. The way things really are, you all know what I mean. I believe what you do not what you say.

Self preservation is said to be the strongest instinct, but what of the love of a mother for her child? Some sacrifice themselves for others, not all is lost. Some give their lives.

Its better to be a live coward than a dead hero. When a gun is pointed at you, you don’t argue. Not if you want to stay alive, which is the wish of all of us. Some rule by terror. You know who you are.

Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose, freedom don’t mean nothing if it ain’t free, and I misquote. Why are some words banned and illegal more or less everywhere?   What are you afraid of? That the others, the broad masses of the people are like you?

If you can’t beat them join them. I do not agree. Are things the way they are because that’s how people want them to be?   No. And you know it.   Who’s fooling who?

There are great scientific and medical advances and also in the weapons of warfare. Science is neither good nor bad, it depends what purpose it serves. That is a matter of choice, the choice of a human. What is good and bad? You know without being told. Is war ever good? Does the end justify the means? I say no, but who am I to speak? Power for its own sake is corrupt and corrupting. Anything for its own sake is bad. Also mad.

Power maniacs make life a misery for others, as can be seen and heard when the truth is allowed to be spoken. Which is not everywhere. As you well know. Shut up and eat your bun.

Fine words butter no parsnips. Actions speak louder than words. By their works shall ye know them, and we do.

It has all been said before and I say it again. Here goes nothing. You win some, you lose some. It cannot be said often enough that repeating yourself is boring. Ask a parrot. There are many, many in human form.

I know you all know you are important, you make that very clear. More important than others? No. I don’t like to disillusion you, but we should not live in illusion. Illusions are false, not true, lies. You are not more important than others, the same, no more or less. That’s all.   Nor is your country nor mine. I believe in equality, do you? Don’t answer that, your belief is proved by your actions.

When we stop putting ourselves first the world’s problems will be solved. Live and let live, let that be your motto.

You know all this already. It’s a well kept secret. The secret everyone knows.   Waiting to be spoken. Waiting to be told. Now it has been.

Don’t say I didn’t tell you. That’s telling you.

Go back to your luxury embassies and ponder my words. You have ears to hear and a mouth to speak, which is more than some people are allowed.   If you want a better world make it better. Start at home. But don’t finish there. Allow people to be themselves.

That would be a start.

You have to start somewhere.

I end. An end to illusion. No more heroes. No more lies. Peace and justice for all. Let’s not live in fantasy.

I choose reality. Pray to the God of your choice. May he forgive you. A deathbed repentance is too little, too late.

At long last love.

More later.

Tich Ennis

23rd August, 2018





Am I an artist or a businessman?

If a businessman have I got a plan?

I have a product to sell, a one way ticket out of Hell.

I must get out there, knock on doors.

I should get out more.

I decorate my cave with a painting of a dinosaur.

In the Louvre would I sell more?

I am modern and I am old.

Is art made to be sold?

Tutenkhamun’s mask is pure gold.

Tich Ennis

11th August, 2018

Tips And Quotes

When something seems too good to be true it usually is.

What everyone knows is wrong.

The professions have mystique, that’s what you’re paying for.

The professions are a conspiracy against the laity – Bernard Shaw

What politicians are best at is postponing decisions.

I believe what you do, not what you say.

Doing things is easy. Finding out how is the hard part.

I have six honest serving men who taught me all I knew, their names are where and what and when and why and how and who –Rudyard Kipling

A person can be wrong about some things and right about others.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen the saddest are these, it might have been – Robert Louis Stevenson

Never say never.

The hallmark of stupidity is doing the same thing again and expecting a different result – Albert Einstein

It’s the meaning that matters, not the exact words.

The people who get on best are the people who are best socially, not best academically – a lecturer

The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates

Presentation matters.

Answer the question you were asked not the one you would like to have been asked – schoolteacher

Timing is more important than getting the exact notes – music teacher

The Spanish painter Goya said that he was still learning at the age of ninety-five.

When you stop learning you are dead.

The law is entirely procedural.

The law is not about justice, its about the law – Billy Bragg

A patriot is a person who thinks a country is the best in the world because he was born in it – Bernard Shaw

The truth is what is most hated – T. S. Eliot

If you want to write a comedy tell the truth, nothing is funnier than the truth – Bernard Shaw

The state of your place is a reflection of the state of your mind.

Excellence is not an act, it is a habit – Aristotle

Simplicity is the highest form of sophistication – Leonardo

You make your own luck.

A man who doesn’t smile shouldn’t open a shop – Chinese saying

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

The more things change the more they are the same – French saying

There’s nothing new under the sun.

The new is made from the old.

Waste not want not.

Say what you mean and mean what you say.

The Irish are a very fair minded people. They never speak well of one another – Samuel Johnson

The Irish are a nation of begrudgers – Brendan Behan

People who are said to be good talkers are not. They are full of themselves. Not all of them.

A person who has been there for years and never got anything is put on a committee. Buggins’s turn.

You prove yourself by what you have already done, not what you might do in the future.

It it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

Chronological is logical – Tich Ennis

If you want a thing done right do it yourself.

If you do anything in a half hearted way it never works.

The simplest solution is usually the best – Ockham

A person who understands a thing clearly can explain it clearly – Montaigne

If a person doesn’t understand a thing clearly they can’t explain it clearly – Tich Ennis

Some people love obscurity.

There’s no fool like an educated fool – Samuel Johnson

The best explanations are clear and simple.

Never part with original documents.

A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience – Samuel Johnson

Hear and forget, see and remember, do and learn – Confucius

Learn by doing.

I may disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it – Voltaire’s attitude to free speech

People who don’t let people say what they think are awful and the death of democracy.

The answer to a lie is the truth – Tich

Tich Ennis

10th August, 2018




Broken Wing

Every belief system has its loony wing.

Extremists do their thing.

Its possible to go too far when you aim at a star.

Too much religion is bad for you and so is too much food.

Too little is another thing, I’d explain that if I was in the mood.

Look around you, listen to the ranting ravers, the ones who are so sure.

Tell them you don’t eat manure.

They may kill themselves and you.

Given half a chance that’s what they’ll do.

Give me a peaceful world, don’t shout.

I turn off my hearing aid when they’re about.

Tich Ennis

3rd August, 2018

Talking Cure

We give each other therapy, you and I, who has the cure, must we die?

Thanks for the talk therapy, I am not a dog.

I am allowed on the couch, neither am I a frog.

If I said I think I’m a spoon would you say don’t stir?

If I said I am transgender would you say him or her?

Was Freud a fraud, did he fiddle his results or what?

In which belief should I put faith, gobbledegook or not?

You are a friend who does not charge, at least you do not cost.

Just another member of the legion of the lost.

Tich Ennis

2nd August, 2018


I write to prove I am a poet.

Not many know it.

Many want to write a book before they die.


To prove they exist or list the girls they kissed?

And sometimes missed.

Does it matter if I am or if you are?

What price a star?

We cheer each other up sometimes.

Some of us commit crimes.

Happy times.

Does time go on forever, is it better to have been once than never?

Oh yes, I say so.

I am a poet, what do I know?

Only this, I told you so.

Tich Ennis

2nd August, 2018

Modern Song

I want to commit suicide but I haven’t got the guts.

Don’t you know I’m nuts?

I want to share my misery and pain with you.

I think that’s the right thing to do.

You’re nuts too.

You enjoy my stuff because you are a misery boots.

I don’t give two hoots.

I am a comedian on stage, I give vent to rage.

A funny thing happened on the way to the loony bin.

Or alcoholic treatment place or drugs clinic, where do I begin?

I am depressed and I want the world to know.

Its my ego, its not small, I am a bomb about to blow.

Yeah, well, so people get killed at pop shows, so what?

I have the ticket money, thanks a lot.

I made sense once but I forgot.

Cheer up some other voice said.

It could be worse, you could be dead.

Who says everything is futile?

Some guy who forgot how to smile.

Life is awful, you’ll get over it in a while.

Is there no place for laughter, none for joy.

Not from this boy.

I say life is a one way suicide trip.

And people say I’m hip.

There is a word, masochist, look it up.

When you understand its meaning I might shut up.

And drink the loving cup.

In the meantime, okay, eat my turds.

You don’t understand words.

Because you don’t want to, it doesn’t suit you.

People like you shoot you.

Wallow like a pig.

Call me mister big.

Since when has it been best to be insane?

As that stupid saying has it, feel my pain.

Your pain is self inflicted.

You are addicted.

Grow up, get out more, life your life you fool.

Did you learn insanity at school?

Okay, I’ve had my say, I don’t eat vomit.

I prefer Wallace and Gromit.

I smoke and smoking is mad so I’m mad too.

Just like you.

I am the meaning of this song.

If I gave you a rope would you say so long?

Who has the cure, you or me?

Wait and see.

I do not choose misery and woe.

I go.

And so do you, what are you, Asian flu?

Solve the Arab Israeli conflict and I’ll believe you.

You are not the answer.


As for me, I am a dancer.

You are a romancer and romance is false.

I prefer rock‘n’roll to the waltz.

I too have faults.

If you see yourself in this song well, hello.

I don’t want to say I told you so.

Music should be fun or transcendental.

Not, as we say in Ireland, mental.

Is there a place for gentle?

Tich Ennis

1st August, 2018