I have decided to postpone my suicide until the local river is cleaned up because it is so full of sewage I can’t face entering the water. Therefore, I will live forever, for that reason and that reason alone. I do not own a gas mask so ending it all by that method is out of the question. I am old but will live to be very old indeed. I and the sewage are infinite. Time stands still here. So do I. And the county council.
7th July, 2017