Do you use deodorant? No sweat.
What’s this, another stinking ad I’ll bet.
Because you’re worth it die in a dung heap.
Hopefully while you’re asleep.
Is it vulgar, is it rude to mention unmentionables, is it crude?
Is your name Ermintrude?
Why is a Latin name of a body part alright but not to say fart?
The scent of roses poets talk about, they don’t say smell.
It seems to me the same thing, oh well.
If you had a bath or shower you would not stink.
That’s what I think.
17th June, 2017