Am I mad? If I had money I would be glad.
In the old days poets had patrons, where did they go?
Back to their stately homes and death duties and Ascot, I don’t know.
Would it help if I was more spiritual, if I had soul?
It might rub off on people not on the dole.
Come on, now is your chance to buy your way into Heaven.
Put me on cloud seven.
23rd August, 2016