Being anti-foreigner gets you votes.

We want foreigners by the throats.

That cuts both ways.

We approach the end of days.

Tich Ennis

20th March, 2018



He must be very intelligent, I didn’t understand a word he said.

Is that what they say about you before you’re dead?

Listen to me instead.

Tich Ennis

20th March, 2018

Fool God

I am the God in whom you don’t believe, born it would seem to deceive.

Appearances are not reality, that’s true.

Do I fool you?

Tich Ennis

20th March, 2018

Pam Ayres

Has Pam Ayres improved with age, I did not like her on the page.

I thought she was too twee for me, you see.

But now at last her flowering comes, at school was she good at sums?

She’s funny, humorous, you know, she puts on a really good show.

Yes, I do enjoy her work, she makes out her husband is a berk.

She laughs at life, she laughs at age.

I will read her on the page.

She’s great on stage.

Tich Ennis

19th March, 2018

Faulty Lotto Ticket

I bought a faulty lotto ticket, what else is new?

Did you?

What’s a guy to do?

Lotto is a tax on stupidity some Italian said, you have almost as much chance of winning if you don’t have a ticket as if you do, more or less zero.

Why be a dead hero?

Tich Ennis

19th March, 2018

Old Secret

If I tell you a secret it won’t be a secret anymore.

I broke something on the floor.

I tell you although it happened years ago now.

You won’t read this anyhow.

Tich Ennis

17th March, 2018